How does putrE?

I RITED THIS IN GOGL TRANSLAT SPANIH SO POPLE WONT NO SOME THINGS
WUN DAY I FEIND sándwich ON SIDWALK IT ACUALLY PAVEMEN BUT MERYCANS R DUMM DUMM AND I EATED IT I NOT FELE GOD AFTER SO I WENT TO THE parque de bomberos TO SEE IV I WAS CURSD BECUS AVERY GOOD parque de bomberos NOES WERE CYURSERS R SO I DEN CHECKED WITH THE tragaperras FOR HOW REMOV CURSE HE SAID "Comer pastel y luego matar a los bebés en el inodoro que tiene muy buena bang bang." I DEN DID DAT AN FELED BETETR SO I RED book AN WENED ON MY PUTR FOR platano but den i notisd i no no how putre then i aske El Hombre How does putrE? HE SAY
"Yo no hablo su idioma extranjero.
¡Fuera! Antes de que le apuñalar con mi larga espada!"
I RAN WAY AN TRY DO PUTRE GANE BUT I NOTISD PATRIXX IN HOUSE AN HE RAPD ME DE ENDE